I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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