You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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