k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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