There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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