so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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