I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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