we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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