I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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