Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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