Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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