grandma shit on top of the toilet
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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