im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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