sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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