She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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