I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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