My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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