ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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