i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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