he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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