I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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