I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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