Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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she told me i tasted like america
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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