a search helicopter?!
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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