I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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