As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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