Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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