the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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