votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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