Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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