woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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