The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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