K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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The power of my boobs compel you
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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