He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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