just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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