there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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