my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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