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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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(704): View more from North Carolina

They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?

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(519): View more from Ontario

DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

(845): View more from New York

I give it a week.

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