you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Sorry about my life...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
