that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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