The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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it's great music for shaving your balls
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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