using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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