these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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