You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨