Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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