My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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