i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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