Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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