let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
