The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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