Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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