Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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