i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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