turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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