Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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