your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
