is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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