is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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