just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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