if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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