Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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