I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
