Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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