physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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